DAMAGED Reading: PAUL IS UNDEAD: THE BRITISH ZOMBIE INVASION!

PAUL IS UNDEAD: THE BRITISH ZOMBIE INVASION
By Alan Goldsher
Gallery Books

Paperback Zombies! (Paperback Zombies!)

Dear sir or madam, will you read this book?
It took me a week to finish, will you take a look?
It's a zombie novel by a guy named Goldsher,
It stars the Beatles and he does a good job for a non-horror writer...

Non-horror writer!

It's the bloody story of a zombie band,
And a zombie plague nobody understands...
Led by John Lennon, they want to raise Hell,
With a steady supply of fresh brains loaded into their concert rider...

Their concert rider!

It's 300 pages, give or take a few,
Ringo Starr is a ninja and so is Yoko too...
Mick Jagger shows up as a zombie slayer,
And my favorite part is the shooting of the infamous butcher cover...

Infamous butcher cover!

Yeah, I really liked it, it's very clever and tight,
I'm pretty sure Goldsher's sold off the movie rights...
It's very cinematic and should be worth a few laughs,
So c'mon give it a break and please hire a decent screenwriter...

A decent screenwriter!

Paperback Zombies! (Paperback Zombies!)
Paperback Zombies! (Paperback Zombies!)
Paperback Zombies! (Paperback Zombies!)