DAMAGED Lists: TOP TEN BEST BUMPER STICKERS YOU CAN PURCHASE TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT OF ASIAN LADYBOYS!

(A top ten list based entirely on an in-joke between NOTLP's Andy and I over the course of a weekend.)

1. My Other Car is an Asian Ladyboy

2. Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Asian Ladyboys

3. The Day They Outlaw Asian Ladyboys, Only Outlaws Will Have Asian Ladyboys

4. Proud Parent of an Asian Ladyboy

5. An Asian Ladyboy is My Co-pilot

6. Ask Me About My Asian Ladyboy

7. These Asian Ladyboys Don't Run

8. You Can't Hug an Asian Ladyboy With Nuclear Arms

9. I'd Rather Be Asian Ladyboyin'

10. Asian Ladyboard on Board