Dick Van Patten has a line of cat food?!?!
I have no idea where this came from, but yesterday, on my front steps, was a bag of Dick Van Patten's Natural Balance Ultra-Premium Cat Food. Forget the fact that I don't have a cat and that I don't know who left this there; my big question is this: WHEN DID TV'S DICK VAN PATTEN START HIS OWN LINE OF CAT FOOD??? And, even more so, does slapping his name on the bag really insure bigger sales, than say, Norman Fell? Abe Vigoda? Randolph Mantooth?
Well, his name sells me, and if he has a dog food, I'll be there--EIGHT bags won't be ENOUGH for my Hoogie! In the meantime, if he doesn't, I guess I'll make do with Gabe Kaplan's Meaty Morsels'N'Chunks!
As a nice little bonus, here's a pic of Dick and admitted 12-year painkiller abuser Paula Abdul with a dog!

Labels: celebrity endorsements, dick van patten, dog food, eight is enough, fat dogs, paula abdul is still kinda hot


3 Comments:
He does have a dog food line. It's called HOBO CHILI. There is a whole line of them. http://www.boingboing.net/2007/04/23/hobo-chili-dog-food-.html
I think you mean Gabe Kaplan's Holes and Mello-Rolls
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