Friday, May 08, 2009

Dick Van Patten has a line of cat food?!?!

PhotobucketI have no idea where this came from, but yesterday, on my front steps, was a bag of Dick Van Patten's Natural Balance Ultra-Premium Cat Food.

Forget the fact that I don't have a cat and that I don't know who left this there; my big question is this: WHEN DID TV'S DICK VAN PATTEN START HIS OWN LINE OF CAT FOOD??? And, even more so, does slapping his name on the bag really insure bigger sales, than say, Norman Fell? Abe Vigoda? Randolph Mantooth?

Well, his name sells me, and if he has a dog food, I'll be there--EIGHT bags won't be ENOUGH for my Hoogie! In the meantime, if he doesn't, I guess I'll make do with Gabe Kaplan's Meaty Morsels'N'Chunks!

As a nice little bonus, here's a pic of Dick and admitted 12-year painkiller abuser Paula Abdul with a dog!

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3 Comments:

Blogger Tim Shrum said...

He does have a dog food line. It's called HOBO CHILI. There is a whole line of them. http://www.boingboing.net/2007/04/23/hobo-chili-dog-food-.html

Monday, May 11, 2009 10:24:00 AM  
Blogger Molly said...

I think you mean Gabe Kaplan's Holes and Mello-Rolls

Saturday, May 16, 2009 2:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

louisfowler.blogspot.com; You saved my day again.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010 7:01:00 AM  

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