LOUIS FOWLER'S “DEVASTATOR TOUR '09”!
You wanted the best, well...they didn't make it, but they send their regards and instead, ask you to accept Louis Fowler in their place. No?The tour was originally scheduled to start yesterday, but a sudden blizzard screwed those plans royally, so it had to be pushed back two days. For those that are interested, here's my tour itinerary for the next couple of weeks:
SAT., MARCH 28: ONE NIGHT ONLY! Louis will be at HORRORHOUND WEEKEND, at the Marriott Indianapolis East in Indianapolis! Come by and use the secret phrase “The cow is of the bovine ilk, one end is moo, the other milk!” and I'll pour you a tumbler of Midori Sour! Also scheduled to appear: the C-PAP SUPERSTARS!
MON., MARCH 30: Special breakfast show! Meet me at the PITTSBURGH GREYHOUND STATION at 3:40 in the morning! I'll be there for two or three hours! Let's have a bus station breakfast together! Please don't stab me!TUES., MARCH 31: Hey there, Baltimorons! Louis will be in your neck-of-the-woods, partying B-town style with the ATOMIC TV crew! Come meet Louis and all your favorite public access superstars! Who knows what TV magic we'll make?
THURS., APRIL 2: Are you hungry? I am. A lot. Much of the time I'm afraid I have Prader-Willi Syndrome. What better way to feed this need than with a Baltimore food tour with the Hungover Gourmet himself, Dan Taylor! Crabcakes and cheese-steaks, here I come!
FRIDAY, APRIL 3-5: SPECIAL THREE-DAY ENGAGEMENT! Louis will be partying hard-core (and by hard-core, I mean in quiet moderation! Yeah!) with Dan, David Z. and God knows who else at CINEMA WASTELAND in Cleveland, Ohio! You can be the God knows who else! Don't be scared, just walk right up and hug me! It's cool!GONNA MISS THIS FIRST LEG OF THE TOUR? OKLAHOMA TOUR COMING SOON! KEEP CHECKING FOR UPDATES! LOUIS FOWLER'S DEVASTATOR TOUR—A LiveNation event, brought to you by Midori Brand Liquors! All the queer, and none of the rear!
(Seriously, regular DAMAGED posting will resume next week. Don't you forget about me. No, no, no, no, don't you.)
Labels: devastator tour 09, meet louis, midori sours, my travels, pizza parties are the best
posted by Louis Fowler at 3/27/2009 02:56:00 PM
9 Comments:
saturday is the 28th. just sayin'. :P
You are right, fixed!
Can't you do something like this around here so I can have a chance to stalk you, too? ;) Have a safe trip and hurry back!
Holy mackeral - Indy, Pittsburgh, Cleveland AND Baltimore!? What else can one say but ... Salieri! Don't catch anything on the road ....
Looking forward to finally meeting the Legendary Louis Fowler.
Let me know how that Pittsburgh bus station works out. Personally, my favorite was St. Louis. The Junkies were very polite when hitting me up for change. Runners up for pure Bus Station atmosphere were Kansas City and Oakland.
If you see Mike Raso - aka, Michael Beckerman - of EI/Pop Cinema, etc., please make sure he is not wearing his beret/ascot combo.
Glad to meet you at Cinema Wasteland, sir.
Louis - Great to finally meet you! Come back next time for a longer spell and we'll give you the extended Charm City Tour!
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