The trailer for CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE gives me a semi.

The first CRANK, starring this generation's greatest action star, Jason Statham, was the most entertaining film of 2006. It was also the most socially irresponsible and, well, most comically misogynistic film of 2006 as well, but can well all agree that just added to it's charm? Yes?

I've been following the progress of CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE with much interest, and, after view this ultra-NSFW red band trailer--thank for the head's up, Dan--I can say without any hesitation that this is the first real film of 2009 that I am creaming my jeans over. Take a look:



CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE opens April 17th. My erection comes about ten minutes after that. By the way, if you haven't seen CRANK, please, do yourself a favor and buy it from Amazon for only $9.99.