Mi ćemo Staviti Boot u Vašem Magarca!: Meet my Croatian patriot-pal Marko, Part 4 -- A BOOT IN YOUR ASS Special Report!

As many readers of DAMAGED know, my photo-series “We'll Put a Boot in Your Ass”, which depicts, through found photos depict why America is the greatest country on the planet, has become one of the most popular features here. And from not just proud Americans!

A few months ago I introduced you to Marko, a blogger from Croatia whose blog Fulah Folder regularly re-posts pics from the series for his countrymen to see. As a token of appreciation, I sent him a BOOT IN YOUR ASS FREEDOM PACK – here's the original post.



A lot of DAMAGED readers have wanted to know if he ever got the prize pack and, well, just exactly who he is. So I emailed him a few questions about how awesome America is and he was nice enough to respond. Out of respect to our cultural differences, I have reprinted his answers word for word, with no editing. Here's part four, the final part of the interview...

Does Croatia have country music, and, if so, is it patriotic?

If can know and do something we know how to invent, how to fight, how to survive and how to sing. Singing is the only thing every croat loves in art.

i do not ant to talk any more, get ready an listen some of our most heavenly fucking smash turbo mega hits!

1. Thompson - Lijepa li si (his name is after a machinegun) it means -
Youre beautiful! YOu have american subtitle!


2. Miroslav Shkoro - SVetinja (it means holy thing)


3. VATROGASCI - EUNIO (they are Firemen - this song about European unions. it says on refrain - I fuck you and all your yellows stars!)


other peoples croats in bigger caves like other music like this:

1. Neki to vole vruce - Kalifornija (bands is called SOme like it hot,
and the name of the songs is California. his wife before wife dreamed of
california, coca cola and stuff)



let the party begins! ouh hipipipiyeahs!

If you were to come to America, what would be the first fast food restaurant you'd eat at?

american pancakes are shit, hamburger tastes like elephants shits, coffee is filtering... chickenwings are more of a pelican wings what a mutants they are! when we becomes united state with united states we will teach you how to make foods and eat like a man, not to become like a pigs.

Your blog reposts many of my "Boot in Your Ass" pictures. From a foreign point of view, what do you think of American culture from those pictures?

I think its nice places, and I hope my childrens will live with you as parts of uniteds states. May Hallabooka and ZengeGardagooga bless you and may Hallabooka and ZengeGardagooga bless america!

THANKS MARKO, AND KEEP SPREADING THE RED, WHITE AND LOU!!!

PART ONE!
PART TWO!
PART THREE!