DAMAGED 2.0: Mi ćemo Staviti Boot u Vašem Magarca!: Meet my Croatian patriot-pal Marko, Part 3 -- A BOOT IN YOUR ASS Special Report!

As many readers of DAMAGED know, my photo-series “We'll Put a Boot in Your Ass”, which depicts, through found photos depict why America is the greatest country on the planet, has become one of the most popular features here. And from not just proud Americans!

A few months ago I introduced you to Marko, a blogger from Croatia whose blog Fulah Folder regularly re-posts pics from the series for his countrymen to see. As a token of appreciation, I sent him a BOOT IN YOUR ASS FREEDOM PACK – here's the original post.

A lot of DAMAGED readers have wanted to know if he ever got the prize pack and, well, just exactly who he is. So I emailed him a few questions about how awesome America is and he was nice enough to respond. Out of respect to our cultural differences, I have reprinted his answers word for word, with no editing. Here's part three of the interview...

What are the most popular American movies and singers in Croatia?

Oh there so lot of many of them - The one where the guy takes tree on his arm and his daughter is kidnapped and he has to jump off the plane and kill the bad guys and he kills them all and he smashed Bennet the bad guy with a huge pipe, yeah hell yeah, thats a movie!

Then there that one when the guy is a soldier and comes from war and the sherrif wants him out of town and policemen torture him and he escapes in wood just with his knife and they did forst blood not him. And he hits helicopter down with just a stone, he has fishing stick in his knife, he has compass.. such a good film.

We all like very lot of much the one when theres those bikers and thay kill people, and she sees them and the cop with the match in his mouth and black raybans saves her and he kills the bad guys and the most baddest bad guy he stuck on giant hook and let him burn. thats classic...

oh yeah! and that one based on true events... wehn that hunter guy comes from space, and gets in the jungle and there are a lot of american soldiers (earning their money for scholarshipping!) and that hunter from spaces kill them one at the time by one but they can't see him and his blood is green and then the last soldier gets in mud and alien cant see him and soldier tells him you ugly mother fucker and alien nukes him up. kabooom... an dyeah there is this indian emo guy soldier is who likes to cuthimselfs... yeah... Wow!

Uhhh I like that one about the ninja in america.... what was it call his name...? fuck! i cant remeber. anyways there is this ninja guy in america, and he is a soldier he likes the daughter of wealthy man, then theres this bad guy that smuggles with teh army, he has his own amry of evil ninjas so the good ninja ina merica kilsl them all and his friend bazooks down the helicopter with the bad guys!

Ouh yeah! I almost forgots - the one about that nice naked girl debbie who gets fucked as hell with all that sport team from dallas. yeah yeah yeah! children in kindergarten watch this all the time here in our caves in croatia.

And .... aaah... music? We the Croats LOOOOVE singing and dancing! My neighbours son in the cave next hole has a poster of traci lords, so she must be very popular americans singer here. michael bolton, much adored. tribe leader of our all caves communityies is much looking like him! Mariah Karey is great for scaring mountain predators, our grandparents love that 50 guy, jay-zee,... and kids are now in that... you know... emo period... so... youknow.

anyways ill go steal on that site some musics and give you linkses;:

We like to sing this one when we get drunks and hug each others! great americans songs!