Mi ćemo Staviti Boot u Vašem Magarca!: Meet my Croatian patriot-pal Marko, Part 2 -- A BOOT IN YOUR ASS Special Report!

As many readers of DAMAGED know, my photo-series “We'll Put a Boot in Your Ass”, which depicts, through found photos depict why America is the greatest country on the planet, has become one of the most popular features here. And from not just proud Americans!

A few months ago I introduced you to Marko, a blogger from Croatia whose blog Fulah Folder regularly re-posts pics from the series for his countrymen to see. As a token of appreciation, I sent him a BOOT IN YOUR ASS FREEDOM PACK – here's the original post.



A lot of DAMAGED readers have wanted to know if he ever got the prize pack and, well, just exactly who he is. So I emailed him a few questions about how awesome America is and he was nice enough to respond. Out of respect to our cultural differences, I have reprinted his answers word for word, with no editing. Here's part two of the interview...

How do Croatians view America, especially in light of the past few years?

its nice america is. if you want to go to college you can, you just have to go to where is oil, druags and interest in money likes iran, afghanistan and kill for stwos years. you go and kill, you get money and finish college. whats two years comparing to phd and lifetime of opportunitisms?

you can also put wheels on board and earn hundreds of moneys just buy ridings it. if you want to be governer you go to gym and pump iron. and you have to speak like the guy from terminator. iaem frieaend of searea Konorr...couoold Iey seehah pleaeeze! hahaha.... yeah...

... sorry, its getting cold here in our cave and my candle is getting done so i donot see my goose feather well. ill go fetch some wood, rape some tribeswomen and get more fire... hopefuly noone from elders wont rape me. i dont write good after it...

... ooooouuukiieedooukiee... lights is back on, rape done, i did, not me. wehre were we...., ah yes, america? fuck yeah!

we the croats admire america. we want to be one more state of it. We will have a tribal referendum for becuming a new state of united states of america. we want to be one white star in your flag. we will get fat and lower ours intelligence first thing after referendum. If great united britain kingdom can be a state of united states, so can we! We have our human rights to be!

What female celebrity do you feel personifies what many Croatian guys think is the "ultimate woman"?

there is no ideals ultimates womans! but this are not that far:





(Editor's note: Marko sent five links, but these three need age verification. I'm guessing NSFW.)

Video 3, Video 4, Video 5

Continued tomorrow...

PART ONE!